We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
ALAN JAY LERNERThe female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
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Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that?
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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A third took the photographs. Another put the sketches in an exhibition, then into magazines, then in a book.
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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I could have danced all night!
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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On a clear day, rise and look around you, and you’ll see who you are.
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Men die but an idea does not.
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For a painter, the Mecca of the world for study, for inspiration, and for living is here on this star called Paris.
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It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
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You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
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