Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
ALAN JAY LERNERThe female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
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Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
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Back home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
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We used to say that inside Cecil Beaton there was another Cecil Beaton sending out lots of little Cecils into the world. One did the sets, another did the costumes.
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I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.
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A third took the photographs. Another put the sketches in an exhibition, then into magazines, then in a book.
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Lots of cosy sky That God and I can share. I need air. I need air.
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I could have danced all night!
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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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There’s a smile on my face for the whole human race.
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