You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
ALAN JAY LERNERThe female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
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There’s a smile on my face for the whole human race.
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By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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We used to say that inside Cecil Beaton there was another Cecil Beaton sending out lots of little Cecils into the world. One did the sets, another did the costumes.
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England still will be here without you.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
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Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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Stay close to the young… and a little rubs off.
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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A third took the photographs. Another put the sketches in an exhibition, then into magazines, then in a book.
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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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Lots of cosy sky That God and I can share. I need air. I need air.
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