When I was a kid I used to hate getting picked for team sports. It would be the fit and sporty guys over there.

I had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I’d gone to Africa I would have got poached.
ALAN CARR

Brace Country Gone Got Poach Teeth
I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act!
ALAN CARR

Act might Piano Start Tribute Well
When I was a kid I used to hate getting picked for team sports. It would be the fit and sporty guys over there.
ALAN CARR

Get Kid Over Pick Sports Sporty Use
What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig.
ALAN CARR

Bald Do Fat Gay Goofy Suppose Wig
Civilians’ is a term I love. It’s what Elizabeth Hurley used to describe people who weren’t on TV.
ALAN CARR

Civilian Describe Effort Love People Require Television Term
This is not true. Complex human problems typically require complex solutions with many different components.
ALAN CARR

Complex Component Different Many Problem Solution True Typical
And me and the fat kids over here. Those kids were fat! One girl had to be cut out a hula hoop.
ALAN CARR

Cut Fat Here Hoop Hoyle Kid Out Over
All change requires effort and sacrifice. Sometimes action plans fail because they are based on the idea that there is a ‘magic bullet’ which on its own can solve our problems.
ALAN CARR

Action Base Change Effort Plan Require Sacrifice
A true friend never asks of you what they know you would never ask of them.
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Ask Friend Know never Tru

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