And me and the fat kids over here. Those kids were fat! One girl had to be cut out a hula hoop.

This is not true. Complex human problems typically require complex solutions with many different components.
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Complex Component Different Many Problem Solution True Typical
And me and the fat kids over here. Those kids were fat! One girl had to be cut out a hula hoop.
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Cut Fat Here Hoop Hoyle Kid Out Over
I had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I’d gone to Africa I would have got poached.
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Brace Country Gone Got Poach Teeth
A true friend never asks of you what they know you would never ask of them.
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Ask Friend Know never Tru
What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig.
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Bald Do Fat Gay Goofy Suppose Wig
All change requires effort and sacrifice. Sometimes action plans fail because they are based on the idea that there is a ‘magic bullet’ which on its own can solve our problems.
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Action Base Change Effort Plan Require Sacrifice
When I was a kid I used to hate getting picked for team sports. It would be the fit and sporty guys over there.
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Get Kid Over Pick Sports Sporty Use
I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act!
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Act might Piano Start Tribute Well
Civilians’ is a term I love. It’s what Elizabeth Hurley used to describe people who weren’t on TV.
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Civilian Describe Effort Love People Require Television Term

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