God doesn’t do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, “Can I be excused the Crucifixion?” No!
ALAN BENNETTI write plays about things that I can’t resolve in my mind. I try to root things out.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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You have the knowledge but that does not entitle you to be superior. Knowledge makes you the servant not the master.
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But then, when I did go, the contrast between Leeds, which was very black and sooty in those days, and Cambridge, which seemed like something out of a fairystory, in the grip of a hard frost, was just wonderful.
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The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it’s on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.
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However bad the weather, Dad never drove to church because Mam thought the sacrament might make him incapable on the return journey.
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Have you ever thought, headmaster, that your standards might perhaps be a little out of date?
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I turned down a knighthood. It would be like having to wear a suit every day of your life.
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If you find yourself born in Barnsley and then set your sights on being Virginia Woolf it is not going to be roses all the way.
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You always know when you’re going to arrive. If you go by car, you don’t. Apart from anything else, I prefer cycling. It puts you in a good mood, I find.
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Nor did they seem to think one had done them a kindness by reading their writings. Rather they had done one the kindness by writing them.
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We still don’t like to admit the war was even partly our fault because so many of our people died.
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We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place.
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The liturgy is best treated and read as if it’s someone announcing the departure of trains.
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You go to a book to have your convictions corroborated.
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And if it can be explained that it can be explained away.’ ‘But this is History. Distance yourselves.
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If, for instance, we’d made the film after the show had been to Broadway, it would have been exactly the same film but we would have been assured that they would have understood it.
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