I bet Tom Stoppard doesn’t have to do this’ or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling.’
ALAN BENNETTArtists, celebrated for their humanity, they turn out to be scarcely human at all.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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[B]riefing is not reading. In fact it is the antithesis of reading. Briefing is terse, factual and to the point.
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Knowing as their own dusk falls that they will only be remembered for remembering someone else.
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There’s very little in the substance of [THE LADY IN THE VAN] which is not fact though some adjustments have had to be made.
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There is no such thing as a good script, onlya good film, and I’m conscious that my scripts often read better than they play.
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We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place.
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We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn’t obey the rules.
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Once I start a book I finish it. That was the way one was brought up.
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I think the writer’s quite low down in the hierarchy really. But the fact that they took the piss out of Nicholas [Hynter] who, besides being the director, is also director of the National Theatre is, I’d have thought, slightly more risky.
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I saw someone peeing in Jermym Street the other day. I thought, is this the end of civilization as we know it? Or is it simply someone peeing in Jermyn Street?
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The days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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All the effort went into getting there and then I had nothing left. I thought I’d got somewhere, then I found I had to go on.
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You always know when you’re going to arrive. If you go by car, you don’t. Apart from anything else, I prefer cycling. It puts you in a good mood, I find.
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One of the hardest things for a teacher to learn is not to try and tell them.
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My films are about embarrassment.
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Only when I mention it to W. does he explain Kestrel is now a lager. I imagine the future is going to contain an increasing number of incidents like this.
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