So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
ALAN BENNETTWhat she was finding also was how one book led to another, doors kept opening wherever she turned and the days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Books are not about passing time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
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And one of the historian’s jobs is to anticipate what our perspective of that period will be… even on the Holocaust.
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It’s like going to a place that you’ve never been to before – you’ve got a picture of it and then you go there and that picture is totally wiped out by the reality.
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Deluded liberal that I am, I persist in thinking that those with a streak of sexual unorthodoxy ought to be more tolerant of their fellows than those who lead an entirely godly, righteous and sober life.
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Far from wanting time to pass, one just wishes one had more of it. If one wanted to pass the time one could go to New Zealand.
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A photograph on every mantlepiece. And all this mourning has veiled the truth. It’s not so much lest we forget, as lest we remember.
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One of the hardest things for a teacher to learn is not to try and tell them.
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I saw someone peeing in Jermym Street the other day. I thought, is this the end of civilization as we know it? Or is it simply someone peeing in Jermyn Street?
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Once I start a book I finish it. That was the way one was brought up.
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I’ve never seen the point of the sea, except where it meets the land. The shore has a point. The sea has none.
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I have never understood disliking for war. It panders to instincts already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.
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The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
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I suppose I’m the only person who remembers one of the most exciting of his ballets-it’s the fruit of an unlikely collaboration between Nijinsky on the one hand and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle on the other.
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Nor did they seem to think one had done them a kindness by reading their writings. Rather they had done one the kindness by writing them.
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