Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we’re all of us looking for the key.
ALAN BENNETTYou must take people as they come. Remember, too that though you will generally know more about the condition than the patient, it is the patient who has the condition and this if nothing else bestows on him or her a kind of wisdom.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
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Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
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However bad the weather, Dad never drove to church because Mam thought the sacrament might make him incapable on the return journey.
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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
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Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never.
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Over the years Miss Shepherd was visited by a succession of social workers so the character in the play is a composite figure.
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I bet Tom Stoppard doesn’t have to do this’ or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling.’
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Far from wanting time to pass, one just wishes one had more of it. If one wanted to pass the time one could go to New Zealand.
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Knowing as their own dusk falls that they will only be remembered for remembering someone else.
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Art comes out of art; it begins with imitation, often in the form of parody, and it’s in the process of imitating the voice of others that one comes to learn the sound of one’s own.
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We don’t see it, and because we don’t see it this means that there is no period so remote as the recent past.
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I suppose I’m the only person who remembers one of the most exciting of his ballets-it’s the fruit of an unlikely collaboration between Nijinsky on the one hand and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle on the other.
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The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it’s on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.
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You always know when you’re going to arrive. If you go by car, you don’t. Apart from anything else, I prefer cycling. It puts you in a good mood, I find.
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The liturgy is best treated and read as if it’s someone announcing the departure of trains.
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