The Waste Land not figuring very largely in Mam’s scheme of things. “The thing is,” I said finally, “he won the Nobel Prize.” “Well,” she said, with that unerring grasp of inessentials which is the prerogative of mothers, “I’m not surprised. It was a beautiful overcoat.”
ALAN BENNETTI bet Tom Stoppard doesn’t have to do this’ or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling.’
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Schweitzer in the Congo did not derive more moral credit than Larkin did for living in Hull.
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I suppose I’m the only person who remembers one of the most exciting of his ballets-it’s the fruit of an unlikely collaboration between Nijinsky on the one hand and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle on the other.
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I’ve never forgotten that experience. But I had nobody at school that was either like Hector or Irwin.
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The thing I think about is that once you’ve done it, you then start to think about what you’re going to do next.
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Of course they’re out of date. Standards are always out of date. That is what makes them standards.
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Books did not care who was reading them or whether one read them or not. All readers were equal, herself included. Literature, she thought, is a commonwealth; letters a republic.
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One recipe for happiness is to have to sense of entitlement.’ To this she added a star and noted at the bottom of the page: ‘This is not a lesson I have ever been in a position to learn.
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So, half a dozen of us tried – not all of us in history – and we all eventually got in. So, to that extent, it [The History Boys] comes out of my own experience.
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However bad the weather, Dad never drove to church because Mam thought the sacrament might make him incapable on the return journey.
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What she was finding also was how one book led to another, doors kept opening wherever she turned and the days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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But the headmaster happened to have been to Cambridge and decided to try and push some of us towards Oxford and Cambridge.
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Your whole life is on the other side of the glass. And there is nobody watching.
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Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting. Briefing closes down a subject, reading opens it up.
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