The Waste Land not figuring very largely in Mam’s scheme of things. “The thing is,” I said finally, “he won the Nobel Prize.” “Well,” she said, with that unerring grasp of inessentials which is the prerogative of mothers, “I’m not surprised. It was a beautiful overcoat.”
ALAN BENNETTIt was the kind of library he had only read about in books.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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One recipe for happiness is to have to sense of entitlement.’ To this she added a star and noted at the bottom of the page: ‘This is not a lesson I have ever been in a position to learn.
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Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories.
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The sheer endlessness of books outfaced her and she had no idea how to go on; there was no system to her reading, with one book leading to another, and often she had two or three on the go at the same time.
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A composite too are the neighbours, Pauline and Rufus, though I have made Rufus a publisher in remembrance of my neighbour, the late Colin Haycraft, the proprietor of Duckworth’s.
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But the headmaster happened to have been to Cambridge and decided to try and push some of us towards Oxford and Cambridge.
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I wish they were like the White Rhinosix of them left in the Serengeti National Park, and all males.
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Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never.
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Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.
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I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was twenty I was bald. I’m homosexual.
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I had no idea of who could play it, no notion really. Then Richard came to see us but I don’t think it was decided at that meeting.
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Schweitzer in the Congo did not derive more moral credit than Larkin did for living in Hull.
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Clichés can be quite fun. That’s how they got to be clichés.
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To begin with, it’s true, she read with trepidation and some unease.
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I’m all in favour of free expression provided it’s kept rigidly under control.
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I’m not good at precise, coherent argument. But plays are suited to incoherent argument, put into the mouths of fallible people.
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