Kafka could never have written as he did had he lived in a house.
ALAN BENNETTIt was the kind of library he had only read about in books.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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I’ve never seen the point of the sea, except where it meets the land. The shore has a point. The sea has none.
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That’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
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His writing is that of someone whose whole life was spent in apartments, with lifts, stairwells, muffled voices behind closed doors, and sounds through walls.
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I tried to explain to her the significance of the great poet, but without much success,
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We still don’t like to admit the war was even partly our fault because so many of our people died.
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The Breed never dies. Sapper, Buchan, Dornford Yates, practitioners in that school of Snobbery withViolence that runs like a thread of good-class tweed through twentieth-century literature.
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Standards are always out of date. That’s what makes them standards.
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Put him in a nice detached villa and he’d never have written a word.
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Philip Larkin used to cheer himself up by looking in the mirror and saying the line from Rebecca, ‘I am Mrs de Winter now!
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You don’t put your life into your books, you find it there.
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Your whole life is on the other side of the glass. And there is nobody watching.
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Have you ever thought, headmaster, that your standards might perhaps be a little out of date?
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Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
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History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.
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If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.
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