I saw someone peeing in Jermym Street the other day. I thought, is this the end of civilization as we know it? Or is it simply someone peeing in Jermyn Street?
ALAN BENNETTOne reads for pleasure…it is not a public duty.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?
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I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was twenty I was bald. I’m homosexual.
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His writing is that of someone whose whole life was spent in apartments, with lifts, stairwells, muffled voices behind closed doors, and sounds through walls.
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A composite too are the neighbours, Pauline and Rufus, though I have made Rufus a publisher in remembrance of my neighbour, the late Colin Haycraft, the proprietor of Duckworth’s.
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There is no such thing as a good script, onlya good film, and I’m conscious that my scripts often read better than they play.
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The liturgy is best treated and read as if it’s someone announcing the departure of trains.
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Of course my standards are out of date! That’s why they’re called standards.
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They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
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What she was finding also was how one book led to another, doors kept opening wherever she turned and the days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore.
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Authors, she soon decided, were probably best met within the pages of their novels, and were as much creatures of the reader’s imagination as the characters in their books.
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Once I start a book I finish it. That was the way one was brought up.
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Far from wanting time to pass, one just wishes one had more of it. If one wanted to pass the time one could go to New Zealand.
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The longer I practise medicine, the more convinced I am there are only two types of cases: those that involve taking the trousers off and those that don’t.
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My experience came before most of you were born.
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