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About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.

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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise. I mean, I don’t write for kids.
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I don’t want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to ‘The Flintstones’?’
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As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
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