Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I’ll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I’ll go bowling.
AL YANKOVICKind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I’ll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I’ll go bowling.
AL YANKOVICMidget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
AL YANKOVICHe put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
AL YANKOVICI try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I’m working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life.
AL YANKOVICThe music has always been my bread and butter, and I’ve focused more of my attention on that.
AL YANKOVICThere’s enough people that do unfunny music. I’ll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.
AL YANKOVICYou got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
AL YANKOVICSo I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.
AL YANKOVICI can’t say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career.
AL YANKOVICA lot of rap songs don’t usually have a lot of melody per se.
AL YANKOVICThe window doesn’t open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven’t been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
AL YANKOVICI’m just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
AL YANKOVICI know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
AL YANKOVICThe irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I’ve parodied over the years.
AL YANKOVICEver since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
AL YANKOVICI know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
AL YANKOVIC