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What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist’s performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

Al Yankovic

I don’t watch anything on a regular basis – I tend to binge-watch things.
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Anything Base Binge Regular Watch
Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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Down Naked Picture Take
A lot of rap songs don’t usually have a lot of melody per se.
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Melody Rap Song Usually
I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
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Art Humble Know Million Time
Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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never Put Velvet Weight
I can’t say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career.
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Early Enough Feel Fortunate Gangsta Good Nice Rap Think Very
It’s hard to really articulate what the parameters are that make one song parody-able and another song not, but if I can come up with a good enough idea for it, I go for it, and if not, then I have to move on.
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Articulate Enough Idea Make Movie Parameter Song
When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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Beautiful Everyday Honesty Kid More
Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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Almost Dear Ever Feel Left Me Miserable Since You
Doing things that I don’t know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them.
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Do Good Know Them Thing Until
No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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Car No Tape Track
On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
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Free Hand On Other Song Want Wow
I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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Animal Bend Paper Shape Work
If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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Avoid Discuss Heat Paper Political Politics Religion Toilet
I’m still a geek on the inside, that’s the important thing.
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Comedy Geek Important Inside Thing
I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career.
AL YANKOVIC

Career Concern Copyright Download Feel Hand MIxed One Rampant Song

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