You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
AL YANKOVICWhat kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist’s performance on whether or not they had a good seat?
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I’ve parodied over the years.
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As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people’s heads.”
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It was difficult to get into my friends’ rock bands when I was a teenager.
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As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it’s been a huge promotional tool for me.
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I like to think that I’ve gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it’s stayed the same.
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When I go to my live shows it’s often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.
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Well I’ve made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it’s probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I’ve known John [Ficarra] for many years, and we’ve been friends.
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I’m obviously not a rapper, and I don’t have any claims to be one, really.
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You still have Top 40 radio now, but it’s 40 different stations. There aren’t many hits that everybody knows, and there aren’t many real superstars.
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Because you’re supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go “Oh, it’s ‘Weird Al.'”
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In the ’80s, I was the only game in town, I was the only one getting that kind of exposure in any rotation on MTV.
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There’s a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody.
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I’m an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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