I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
AL YANKOVICI’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
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I’m a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, “How am I going to screw this up?” [Laughs] If I’m really actively trying to think of a parody, then I’ll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it.
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If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I’d love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.
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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
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I’ve always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it!
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My personal taste doesn’t enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.
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If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.
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You fake something until you’re good at it.
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So that’s why one of my rules of parody writing is that it’s gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
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I do original songs in the style of other artists, where I try to learn all their musical idiosyncrasies and try to do something that sounds like them and yet is a bit more sick and twisted.
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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.
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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows.
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So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?
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Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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Whereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I’d just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.
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A lot of rap songs don’t usually have a lot of melody per se.
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