Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
AL YANKOVICMidget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they’re not afraid of wolves.
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It’s hard to force creativity and humor.
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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
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There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
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People never ask people doing serious music, ‘Do you ever think about doing funny music?’
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About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.
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By the time I’m in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.
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You fake something until you’re good at it.
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I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny.
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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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I’ve done a movie and a TV series, and someday I’d like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.
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He died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.
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Doing things that I don’t know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them.
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