As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.
AL YANKOVICMidget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I have a long-standing history of respecting artists’ wishes.
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Whenever I do a parody it’s not meant to make you hate anybody’s music really.
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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You’ll have plenty of time to be low-key when you’re laid out on the slab.
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My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.
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I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.
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I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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Doing things that I don’t know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them.
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
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Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that’s not me.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
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There’s a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody.
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