There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
AL YANKOVICYou make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
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So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.
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Sometimes I get, “Have you ever thought about doing real music?” I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.
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I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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When I started out, I didn’t feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere on the edge, but now I feel like I’m accepted in both, which is extremely gratifying.
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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it’s very difficult to figure out where I fit.
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In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I’ve been able to hang around longer than most “serious” acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.
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I’m watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.
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They somehow didn’t see the need for an accordion player. That’s when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.
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I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the “Letters and Tomatoes” column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
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I don’t watch anything on a regular basis – I tend to binge-watch things.
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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny.
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I don’t want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to ‘The Flintstones’?’
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I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.
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