You fake something until you’re good at it.
AL YANKOVICBeans, beans, the magic legumes – the more you ingest, the more you consume.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Not any specific one, but I was a huge fan of Frank Jacobs, I guess he wrote the plurality of the song parodies for MAD, Sam Hart, a few others, but that was also where I was first exposed to the art form of song parodies.
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The window doesn’t open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven’t been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
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Not only are they just great, nice guys; they’re some of the best musicians you’re likely to find.
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I’m watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.
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I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.
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I don’t think there are any new media I’d like to cover.
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I don’t want to pooh-pooh modern pop. I appreciate that as well, but my personal favorite kind of music is guitar-based rock. I like grunge and garage bands and alternative music, but that’s more my personal taste.
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So I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.
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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I’ll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I’ll go bowling.
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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows.
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I don’t want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to ‘The Flintstones’?’
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I’d like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.
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