You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
AL YANKOVICBeans, beans, the magic legumes – the more you ingest, the more you consume.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.
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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I’ll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I’ll go bowling.
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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
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So that’s why one of my rules of parody writing is that it’s gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career.
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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.
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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I’ve focused more of my attention on that.
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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows.
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When I started out, I didn’t feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere on the edge, but now I feel like I’m accepted in both, which is extremely gratifying.
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If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
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One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don’t realize there’s a lot of craft behind the comedy.
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I’ve always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That’s something that I’ve been proactive about.
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