Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I’ll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I’ll go bowling.
AL YANKOVICNo Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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By the time I’m in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.
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So I’m one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on ‘The Simpsons,’ which I’m very flattered by.
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They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.
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It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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I like to think that I’ve gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it’s stayed the same.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist’s performance on whether or not they had a good seat?
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I start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits – and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ideas for them. I can always come up with ideas, but not necessarily good ones!
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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes.
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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I’ve focused more of my attention on that.
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And then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
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I don’t want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to ‘The Flintstones’?’
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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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He died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.
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