Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
AL YANKOVICWhen I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Beans, beans, the magic legumes – the more you ingest, the more you consume.
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People never ask people doing serious music, ‘Do you ever think about doing funny music?’
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I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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Sometimes I get, “Have you ever thought about doing real music?” I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.
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I was a huge fan of ‘Mad’ magazine when I was 11, 12, 13 years old. I’d scour used bookstores trying to find back issues, and I’d wait at the newsstand for a new issue to come out. My life revolved around it.
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On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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And then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
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I’ve learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.
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So I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.
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I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak.
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I don’t watch anything on a regular basis – I tend to binge-watch things.
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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