Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.
AL YANKOVICI can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I’m always a little leery about doing shows where I’m not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes.
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My own personal tastes don’t really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that,
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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It’s hard to force creativity and humor.
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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.
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So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.
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If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
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I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, ‘OK, this is what I’m going to do for a living and I’m going to be Weird Al.’
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I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the “Letters and Tomatoes” column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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In the ’80s, I was the only game in town, I was the only one getting that kind of exposure in any rotation on MTV.
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.
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Sometimes I get, “Have you ever thought about doing real music?” I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.
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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
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