Maybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
AL YANKOVICI can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
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Whenever I do a parody it’s not meant to make you hate anybody’s music really.
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I tend to enunciate pretty well. It’s always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily – which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters.
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There aren’t that many superstars around anymore.
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Doing things that I don’t know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them.
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I have a long-standing history of respecting artists’ wishes.
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I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more.
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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.
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I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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Well I’ve made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it’s probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I’ve known John [Ficarra] for many years, and we’ve been friends.
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I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, ‘OK, this is what I’m going to do for a living and I’m going to be Weird Al.’
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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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So I’m one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on ‘The Simpsons,’ which I’m very flattered by.
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Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you’ll be watching TV, and it’ll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you’ll actually find yourself thinking,
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