As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people’s heads.”
AL YANKOVICI’m watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
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Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don’t work creatively for me.
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Beans, beans, the magic legumes – the more you ingest, the more you consume.
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Maybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
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I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
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Right now I’m listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT’S MY JOB.
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I’m watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.
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Sometimes I get, “Have you ever thought about doing real music?” I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they’re not afraid of wolves.
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I’d like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.
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There’s enough people that do unfunny music. I’ll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.
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If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I’d love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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