If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
AL YANKOVICI’m watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
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I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I’ll catch up.
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I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world – even shows that haven’t been on the air for a very long time, that’s going to be harder to pull off.
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Well I’ve made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it’s probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I’ve known John [Ficarra] for many years, and we’ve been friends.
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I do original songs in the style of other artists, where I try to learn all their musical idiosyncrasies and try to do something that sounds like them and yet is a bit more sick and twisted.
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they’re not afraid of wolves.
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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes.
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I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children’s book was something that I’d been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I’ve focused more of my attention on that.
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Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.
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