My wife went off with Elvis.
AL YANKOVICUntil you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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I’m watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.
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There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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Doing things that I don’t know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them.
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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.
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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
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They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.
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I’m always a little leery about doing shows where I’m not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes.
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I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I’ll catch up.
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Not only are they just great, nice guys; they’re some of the best musicians you’re likely to find.
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At this point I’ve got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when ‘Weird Al’ wants to go parody, it’s not meant to make them look bad… it’s meant to be a tribute.
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I’d like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.
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Maybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
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Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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Well I’ve made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it’s probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I’ve known John [Ficarra] for many years, and we’ve been friends.
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