I’m very analytical, I’m very precise. I mean, I don’t write for kids.
AL YANKOVICUntil you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I don’t want to pooh-pooh modern pop. I appreciate that as well, but my personal favorite kind of music is guitar-based rock. I like grunge and garage bands and alternative music, but that’s more my personal taste.
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I’m a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, “How am I going to screw this up?” [Laughs] If I’m really actively trying to think of a parody, then I’ll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it.
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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career.
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One of the hardest things I’ve had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.
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I’ve always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it!
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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You’ll have plenty of time to be low-key when you’re laid out on the slab.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
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I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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When I started out, I didn’t feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere on the edge, but now I feel like I’m accepted in both, which is extremely gratifying.
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It’s very much a “Weird Al” themed issue, so I’d like to think that there’s a lot of “Weird Al” flavor throughout but I think it’d be generous really to call me an editor.
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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.
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Now with internet culture it seems like everyone is doing music parodies. And they’re not all good!
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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