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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.

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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I’ll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I’ll go bowling.
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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
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Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.
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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.
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It’s hard to force creativity and humor.
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And then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
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