My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
AL YANKOVICUntil you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
-
-
Now with internet culture it seems like everyone is doing music parodies. And they’re not all good!
AL YANKOVIC -
Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
AL YANKOVIC -
I’m obviously not a rapper, and I don’t have any claims to be one, really.
AL YANKOVIC -
You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
AL YANKOVIC -
About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.
AL YANKOVIC -
Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that’s not me.
AL YANKOVIC -
Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
AL YANKOVIC -
I’ll bet every great thinker and leader we’ve got Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
AL YANKOVIC -
You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes.
AL YANKOVIC -
He died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.
AL YANKOVIC -
I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
AL YANKOVIC -
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
AL YANKOVIC -
I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world – even shows that haven’t been on the air for a very long time, that’s going to be harder to pull off.
AL YANKOVIC -
I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
AL YANKOVIC -
Pop culture’s gotten much more disposable.
AL YANKOVIC