I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
AL YANKOVICSome songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don’t work creatively for me.
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Maybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
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Right now I’m listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT’S MY JOB.
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Whereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I’d just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.
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When I go to my live shows it’s often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.
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I’m free to do what I please, I’m probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.
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Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.
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As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.
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I don’t like to label myself. I know I’m very hard to pigeonhole.
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A lot of rap songs don’t usually have a lot of melody per se.
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I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak.
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Well I’ve made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it’s probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I’ve known John [Ficarra] for many years, and we’ve been friends.
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There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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