There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
AL YANKOVICIt’s hard to force creativity and humor.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it’s been a huge promotional tool for me.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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So that’s why one of my rules of parody writing is that it’s gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
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It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
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My process for the parodies is that I get an idea for a song and then get approval from the artist and then go in and record it and probably try to get it out as soon as possible.
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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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So I’m one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on ‘The Simpsons,’ which I’m very flattered by.
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I’ve always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it!
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I’ll catch up.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it’s very difficult to figure out where I fit.
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There aren’t that many superstars around anymore.
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I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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