Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
AL YANKOVICIt’s hard to force creativity and humor.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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In the ’80s, I was the only game in town, I was the only one getting that kind of exposure in any rotation on MTV.
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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children’s book was something that I’d been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.
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Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don’t work creatively for me.
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So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.
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The window doesn’t open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven’t been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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I was a huge fan of ‘Mad’ magazine when I was 11, 12, 13 years old. I’d scour used bookstores trying to find back issues, and I’d wait at the newsstand for a new issue to come out. My life revolved around it.
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they’re not afraid of wolves.
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You fake something until you’re good at it.
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I’m still a geek on the inside, that’s the important thing.
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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