As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people’s heads.”
AL YANKOVICBuy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
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When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
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Doing things that I don’t know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them.
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Beans, beans, the magic legumes – the more you ingest, the more you consume.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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Sometimes I get, “Have you ever thought about doing real music?” I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.
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In the ’80s, I was the only game in town, I was the only one getting that kind of exposure in any rotation on MTV.
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On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
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I have a long-standing history of respecting artists’ wishes.
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In the ’80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear – that if I didn’t, people would soon forget about me.
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I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
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