If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
AL YANKOVICIf money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
AL YANKOVICHe put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
AL YANKOVICEvery night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
AL YANKOVICI know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
AL YANKOVICI try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I’m working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life.
AL YANKOVICTake down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
AL YANKOVICI am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
AL YANKOVICUntil you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
AL YANKOVICI don’t want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to ‘The Flintstones’?’
AL YANKOVICA lot of artists have really been supportive over the years.
AL YANKOVICIt becomes more important to me as time goes on to make every album the best thing I’ve ever done, so it’s a lot of self-imposed pressure that also kind of slows me down a bit.
AL YANKOVICI’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
AL YANKOVICWhen I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.
AL YANKOVICI decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world – even shows that haven’t been on the air for a very long time, that’s going to be harder to pull off.
AL YANKOVICIt’s hard to force creativity and humor.
AL YANKOVICI have a long-standing history of respecting artists’ wishes.
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