It’s so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying “Shhh” and not moving a muscle.
AL MCGUIREIf the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.
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The nicest thing about coaching is that one day you feel like you can play handball against a curb, and on other days you feel like you can fly to the moon.
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When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric.
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Then we allow nineteen year-old kids to face a game-deciding free throw with seventeen thousand people yelling.
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I had my moment on the stage. The trick in life is to know when to leave.
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The best thing about freshmen is that they become sophomores.
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I don’t think any decent human being enjoys recruiting.
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I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will pick you up by your wallet.
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It’s a profession in which, the longer you stay, the closer you are to being fired.
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Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class.
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I called him over and told him about it. He told me that in the back there’s a tank they keep the lobsters in and while they’re in there, they fight and sometimes one loses a claw. I told him ‘then bring me a winner.’
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That’s not my world. My world has a cracked sidewalk.
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Winning is overrated. The only time it is really important is in surgery and war.
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I let ballplayers yell back at me because I wasn’t trying to prove I’m boss. I know I’m boss.
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Help one kid at a time. He’ll maybe go back and help a few more.
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I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and the waiter brought me one with a claw missing.
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