It’s so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying “Shhh” and not moving a muscle.
AL MCGUIREIf the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.
More Al McGuire Quotes
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Then we allow nineteen year-old kids to face a game-deciding free throw with seventeen thousand people yelling.
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The world is run by C students
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God didn’t miss any of us.
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I had my moment on the stage. The trick in life is to know when to leave.
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It bothers me that the average fan, the average sportswriter for that matter, pays so much attention to what’s in a box score.
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I let ballplayers yell back at me because I wasn’t trying to prove I’m boss. I know I’m boss.
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I want my team to have my personality: surly, obnoxious, and arrogant.
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When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric.
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If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.
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All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.
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We rush for the stars as we crawl toward our graves.
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You can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders’ skirts.
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Keep it simple, when you get too complex you forget the obvious.
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Our guys took Shop and Advanced Shop. Shop is when you make a chair. Advanced Shop is when you paint it.
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The best thing about freshmen is that they become sophomores.
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