I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and the waiter brought me one with a claw missing.
AL MCGUIREMake your life exciting.
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Make your life exciting.
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I don’t discuss basketball. I dictate basketball. I’m not interested in philosophy classes.
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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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It’s a profession in which, the longer you stay, the closer you are to being fired.
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I don’t know why people question the academic training of an athlete.
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You better have great practices.
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I had my moment on the stage. The trick in life is to know when to leave.
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I let ballplayers yell back at me because I wasn’t trying to prove I’m boss. I know I’m boss.
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You’re the best there. You’ve been all-city two years in a row. How bad can you be? You come with me and we’ll make nice music.
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I tell the players that they can’t relive any day in their lives and that they can’t relive the minutes of a game.
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I’m an Einstein of the streets and an Oxford scholar of common sense.
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Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.
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And if we win, then everyone can be considered successful and we can move uptown together.
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My rule was I wouldn’t recruit a kid if he had grass in front of his house.
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The only difference between being eccentric and being nuts is the number of security boxes you own.
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