I don’t think any decent human being enjoys recruiting.
AL MCGUIREEliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.
More Al McGuire Quotes
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I just can’t recruit where there’s grass around.
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I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and the waiter brought me one with a claw missing.
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I let ballplayers yell back at me because I wasn’t trying to prove I’m boss. I know I’m boss.
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You gotta have a concrete lawn before I feel comfortable enough to go in and talk to you parents.
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We rush for the stars as we crawl toward our graves.
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That’s not my world. My world has a cracked sidewalk.
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You better have great practices.
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Help one kid at a time. He’ll maybe go back and help a few more.
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You measure a player from the head up.
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If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.
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Our guys took Shop and Advanced Shop. Shop is when you make a chair. Advanced Shop is when you paint it.
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You’re the best there. You’ve been all-city two years in a row. How bad can you be? You come with me and we’ll make nice music.
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It bothers me that the average fan, the average sportswriter for that matter, pays so much attention to what’s in a box score.
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Make your life exciting.
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I believe in a business boarding up early. If you make a mistake, you put the boards in the window of the store and say, “Hey, I made a mistake.
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