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Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.

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Allow Basket Carry Center Double Eliminate Gun Height Inch Jump Limit Player Raise Referee Size

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I don’t believe in looking past anybody – I wouldn’t look past the Little Sisters of the Poor after they stayed up all night.
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Then we allow nineteen year-old kids to face a game-deciding free throw with seventeen thousand people yelling.
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I called him over and told him about it. He told me that in the back there’s a tank they keep the lobsters in and while they’re in there, they fight and sometimes one loses a claw. I told him ‘then bring me a winner.’
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The only difference between being eccentric and being nuts is the number of security boxes you own.
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If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.
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That’s not my world. My world has a cracked sidewalk.
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I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will pick you up by your wallet.
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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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Can’t win without talent, you know.
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I want my team to have my personality: surly, obnoxious, and arrogant.
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Butch, you come from DeWitt Clinton. There are five thousand brothers in that school.
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Do what you have to do as long as you don’t hurt people.
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