Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.
AL MCGUIREEliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.
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Our guys took Shop and Advanced Shop. Shop is when you make a chair. Advanced Shop is when you paint it.
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I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.
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That’s not my world. My world has a cracked sidewalk.
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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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Live every day as if it were Saturday night.
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I tell the players that they can’t relive any day in their lives and that they can’t relive the minutes of a game.
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All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.
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Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.
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The next time I will cry is when I die. My life has been that beautiful.
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God didn’t miss any of us.
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I’m an Einstein of the streets and an Oxford scholar of common sense.
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Winning is overrated. The only time it is really important is in surgery and war.
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I don’t discuss basketball. I dictate basketball. I’m not interested in philosophy classes.
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I just can’t recruit where there’s grass around.
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You’re the best there. You’ve been all-city two years in a row. How bad can you be? You come with me and we’ll make nice music.
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