And if we win, then everyone can be considered successful and we can move uptown together.
AL MCGUIREEliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.
More Al McGuire Quotes
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That’s not my world. My world has a cracked sidewalk.
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Our guys took Shop and Advanced Shop. Shop is when you make a chair. Advanced Shop is when you paint it.
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The next time I will cry is when I die. My life has been that beautiful.
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The only difference between being eccentric and being nuts is the number of security boxes you own.
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I’m an Einstein of the streets and an Oxford scholar of common sense.
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” Let me take two shots in the arm and a punch on the nose and let me get on to the next thing.
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Keep it simple, when you get too complex you forget the obvious.
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I don’t discuss basketball. I dictate basketball. I’m not interested in philosophy classes.
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Don’t be just another guy going down the street and going nowhere.
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If winning weren’t important nobody would keep score.
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Can’t win without talent, you know.
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The nicest thing about coaching is that one day you feel like you can play handball against a curb, and on other days you feel like you can fly to the moon.
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You gotta have a concrete lawn before I feel comfortable enough to go in and talk to you parents.
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They call me eccentric. They used to call me nuts. I haven’t changed.
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I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.
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