I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and the waiter brought me one with a claw missing.
AL MCGUIREThe only difference between being eccentric and being nuts is the number of security boxes you own.
More Al McGuire Quotes
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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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The nicest thing about coaching is that one day you feel like you can play handball against a curb, and on other days you feel like you can fly to the moon.
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If you’re straight with your players, they’ll be straight with you.
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I’m not saying that they were Einsteins; they were marginal students. But every ballplayer whoever touched me has moved up his station in life. And the players moved up my station.
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I don’t know why people question the academic training of an athlete.
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” Let me take two shots in the arm and a punch on the nose and let me get on to the next thing.
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That’s it. Curtains. Off to the races. Treetops. Seashells and balloons.
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A team should be an extension of a coach’s personality. My teams are arrogant and obnoxious.
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Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class.
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Dean Meminger was quicker than 11:15 Mass at a seaside resort.
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I don’t think any decent human being enjoys recruiting.
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The people who know basketball, their elevators don’t go to the top.
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The world is run by C students
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Keep it simple, when you get too complex you forget the obvious.
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You better have great practices.
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