If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.
AL MCGUIREThe world is run by C students
More Al McGuire Quotes
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Help one kid at a time. He’ll maybe go back and help a few more.
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My rule was I wouldn’t recruit a kid if he had grass in front of his house.
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On how to make the game more exciting.
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That’s it. Curtains. Off to the races. Treetops. Seashells and balloons.
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When I’m losing, they call me nuts. When I’m winning, they call me eccentric.
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When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric.
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Our guys took Shop and Advanced Shop. Shop is when you make a chair. Advanced Shop is when you paint it.
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I don’t discuss basketball. I dictate basketball. I’m not interested in philosophy classes.
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Most people zero in on their failures. I try to keep all my attention on a pyramid type philosophy rather than the averaging-down philosophy.
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Keep it simple, when you get too complex you forget the obvious.
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All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.
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You’re the best there. You’ve been all-city two years in a row. How bad can you be? You come with me and we’ll make nice music.
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You can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders’ skirts.
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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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You gotta have a concrete lawn before I feel comfortable enough to go in and talk to you parents.
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