You can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders’ skirts.
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More Al McGuire Quotes
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I don’t believe in worrying over failures. I worry about successes. This is opposite from most people.
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It bothers me that the average fan, the average sportswriter for that matter, pays so much attention to what’s in a box score.
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Then we allow nineteen year-old kids to face a game-deciding free throw with seventeen thousand people yelling.
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Butch, you come from DeWitt Clinton. There are five thousand brothers in that school.
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I’m not saying that they were Einsteins; they were marginal students. But every ballplayer whoever touched me has moved up his station in life. And the players moved up my station.
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All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.
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If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.
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A team should be an extension of a coach’s personality. My teams are arrogant and obnoxious.
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God didn’t miss any of us.
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If a player leaves Marquette and doesn’t have some of my blood in him, then I don’t think I’ve done a good job.
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When a guy takes off his coat, he’s not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!
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Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.
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I called him over and told him about it. He told me that in the back there’s a tank they keep the lobsters in and while they’re in there, they fight and sometimes one loses a claw. I told him ‘then bring me a winner.’
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The world is run by C students
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It’s a profession in which, the longer you stay, the closer you are to being fired.
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