There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors.
AL GOLDSTEINThe only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.
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Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it – it can be salvaged.
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The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.
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To me it is more beautiful than a topless club
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Religion has the same goal
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Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.
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It’s almost as important as Shakespeare’s to be or not to be which deals with death.
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You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly
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To date or not to date that is the question.
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Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
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Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us.
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in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don’t feel very good.
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Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.
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In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.
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Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.
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The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.
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