When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York,
AL GOLDSTEINThe only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.
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There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors.
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To me it is more beautiful than a topless club
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So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.
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Religion has the same goal
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Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.
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Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.
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The true success is the person who invented himself.
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I’m a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that.
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The mass market eventually assimilates that which is innovative or revolutionary.
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To date or not to date that is the question.
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It’s almost as important as Shakespeare’s to be or not to be which deals with death.
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If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
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Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
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The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.
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Married life is an existence with bars around it.
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