Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.
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For me, the Church is the enemy.
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If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
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So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.
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Married life is an existence with bars around it.
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Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.
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To date or not to date that is the question.
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I refuse to be silenced.
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The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.
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Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it – it can be salvaged.
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The mass market eventually assimilates that which is innovative or revolutionary.
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It’s almost as important as Shakespeare’s to be or not to be which deals with death.
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Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect.
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Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.
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Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.
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To me it is more beautiful than a topless club
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