Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.
AL GOLDSTEINWhen every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York,
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The New York Times and the Washington Post are not going to fight the fights that I do.
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Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.
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If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
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It’s almost as important as Shakespeare’s to be or not to be which deals with death.
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Married life is an existence with bars around it.
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The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.
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There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors.
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I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.
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Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us.
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Religion has the same goal
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To me it is more beautiful than a topless club
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When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York,
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For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do.
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So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.
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The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.
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