I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.
AL GOLDSTEINWhen every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York,
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Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect.
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If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
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in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don’t feel very good.
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To me it is more beautiful than a topless club
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Religion has the same goal
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Married life is an existence with bars around it.
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Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it – it can be salvaged.
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Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us.
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The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.
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The true success is the person who invented himself.
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Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
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Love is a deception and a trap.
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I refuse to be silenced.
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When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York,
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I’m a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that.
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