In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.
AL GOLDSTEINWhen every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York,
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To me it is more beautiful than a topless club
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I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.
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I’m a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that.
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Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
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I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited.
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You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly
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Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect.
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Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.
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The New York Times and the Washington Post are not going to fight the fights that I do.
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Religion has the same goal
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Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.
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So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.
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I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I write about being a prisoner.
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Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.
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The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.
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