I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited.
AL GOLDSTEINMarried sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
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In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.
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There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors.
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To me it is more beautiful than a topless club
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Love is a deception and a trap.
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Married life is an existence with bars around it.
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The true success is the person who invented himself.
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Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.
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I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I write about being a prisoner.
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The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.
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The New York Times and the Washington Post are not going to fight the fights that I do.
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If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
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in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don’t feel very good.
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So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.
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Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.
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A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to fame thought their parents, relatives and contacts.
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