Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.
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Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
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It’s almost as important as Shakespeare’s to be or not to be which deals with death.
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To me it is more beautiful than a topless club
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To date or not to date that is the question.
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For me, the Church is the enemy.
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I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.
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When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York,
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The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.
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Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.
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The true success is the person who invented himself.
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The mass market eventually assimilates that which is innovative or revolutionary.
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There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors.
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Married life is an existence with bars around it.
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For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do.
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Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect.
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Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it – it can be salvaged.
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