The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.
AL GOLDSTEINMarried sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
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There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors.
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The true success is the person who invented himself.
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Married life is an existence with bars around it.
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So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.
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I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited.
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For me, the Church is the enemy.
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I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.
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To date or not to date that is the question.
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I refuse to be silenced.
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In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.
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Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it – it can be salvaged.
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It’s almost as important as Shakespeare’s to be or not to be which deals with death.
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You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly
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I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.
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The New York Times and the Washington Post are not going to fight the fights that I do.
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