When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York,
AL GOLDSTEINMarried sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
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You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly
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In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.
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The New York Times and the Washington Post are not going to fight the fights that I do.
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in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don’t feel very good.
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Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.
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It’s almost as important as Shakespeare’s to be or not to be which deals with death.
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The true success is the person who invented himself.
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Married life is an existence with bars around it.
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Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.
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Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us.
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I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.
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I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.
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Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it – it can be salvaged.
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The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.
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Religion has the same goal
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