I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited.
AL GOLDSTEINMarried sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
More Al Goldstein Quotes
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Love is a deception and a trap.
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When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York,
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The true success is the person who invented himself.
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The mass market eventually assimilates that which is innovative or revolutionary.
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I refuse to be silenced.
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Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect.
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You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly
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Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us.
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There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors.
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I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.
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So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.
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Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.
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If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
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The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.
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It’s almost as important as Shakespeare’s to be or not to be which deals with death.
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