The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.
AL GOLDSTEINMarried sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
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I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited.
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Married life is an existence with bars around it.
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The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.
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I’m a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that.
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Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.
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Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
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To me it is more beautiful than a topless club
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Religion has the same goal
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in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don’t feel very good.
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A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to fame thought their parents, relatives and contacts.
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I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.
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In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.
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Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.
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I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.
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So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.
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