I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
AL FRANKENWhen I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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