I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
AL FRANKENWhen I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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I grew up in Minnesota, where we treasure our tradition of civic engagement – and our record of having the nation’s highest voter participation.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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