I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
AL FRANKENWhen I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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We owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven’t been addressed and I’d like to stand with them. Also, I’d like to get their views on immigration.
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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