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AL FRANKENWhen I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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All concluded that Russia did in fact interfere in the 2016 election in order to, quote, help President-elect Trump’s election chances when possible by discrediting Secretary Clinton.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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It’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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