After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
AL FRANKENThe important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
More Al Franken Quotes
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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