Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
AL FRANKENThe important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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I believe people have a right to know what’s going on with their information and how it’s collected, how it’s stored and who gets it.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility.
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The Internet can only work if it’s a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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