And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
AL FRANKENChanging technologies, changing marketplaces, and even changing trends in anti-competitive practices have all presented challenges to antitrust enforcement.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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My views about God come from my dad. Dad told me that he believed Nature, which to him included humankind, to be so beautiful, so magnificent, that there had to be something behind it all.
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I like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights.
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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