If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
AL FRANKENChanging technologies, changing marketplaces, and even changing trends in anti-competitive practices have all presented challenges to antitrust enforcement.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
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Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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Terrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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