It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
AL FRANKENThey had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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I don’t consider myself an artist necessarily, but craftsmen or people in the arts, their spiritualism is sort of when you’re writing well or performing well or doing whatever you do well.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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