black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.

Al Franken

The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
AL FRANKEN

Apparatus League Mirror Radio Right Team Wing Year
The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
AL FRANKEN

Amendment Apply Corporation Fourth
I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
AL FRANKEN

Civil Country During Interest Movement Political Right
The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
AL FRANKEN

Capital Everybody First Guy Had Misled Much Ran
I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
AL FRANKEN

Devote Enough Lifetime People
I don’t consider myself an artist necessarily, but craftsmen or people in the arts, their spiritualism is sort of when you’re writing well or performing well or doing whatever you do well.
AL FRANKEN

Art Artist Consider Craftsmen Myself Necessarily People Perform Sort Writing
I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
AL FRANKEN

Bipolar Earth Exist Hell People Physical Psychological State Think
There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
AL FRANKEN

Afraid Ballot Check Circle Mis-fill Our People Subset Tend Voter Wrong
We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
AL FRANKEN

Bath Bedroom Felt House Live One Rich Secure Two
You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
AL FRANKEN

Elect First Funny People Really Should Show Think
It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
AL FRANKEN

Her Homosexual Myself Philadelphia Preppy Pud
Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
AL FRANKEN

Bear Children Cook Country Do Focus Grandmother Pray Women
For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
AL FRANKEN

Appropriate Downright Funny Joke Offensive Some Thirty-five Understand Writer Wrote Year Years
I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
AL FRANKEN

Dry Kill Little might Much Person Problem Think Us Use
I also focus on Bush and his administration – who do a lot of lying – and how a right-wing media has allowed them to get away with a lot of stuff that, in a different media environment, they probably wouldn’t be able to get away with.
AL FRANKEN

Administration Allow Different Do Environment Focus Lie Lot Media Probably Right Stuff Wing
I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
AL FRANKEN

After Die Different Go Hell Kind Place Think

They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

More Al Franken Quotes