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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.

Al Franken

At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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As someone who’s spent time with our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan on USO tours and met wounded warriors at Walter Reed and Bethesda,
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Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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