But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
AL FRANKENRussia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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My spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
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The Internet can only work if it’s a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations.
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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
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Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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In my first week as a U.S. senator, I had the privilege of participating in the Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Judge Sonia Sotomayor.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
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They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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