What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
AL FRANKENRussia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility.
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There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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