My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
AL FRANKENRussia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I’m happy with it.
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Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
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