When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
AL FRANKENWell, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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