And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
AL FRANKENTo ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
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There’s an appeal to the American sense of exceptionalism, that we’re morally superior, as way to not be self-critical. I think that’s a bit dangerous.
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When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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