The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
AL FRANKENTo ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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Technology is an incredible tool – it connects people to each other.
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Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done.
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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