Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
AL FRANKENMinnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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In my first week as a U.S. senator, I had the privilege of participating in the Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Judge Sonia Sotomayor.
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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