I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
AL FRANKENI don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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We owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven’t been addressed and I’d like to stand with them. Also, I’d like to get their views on immigration.
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done.
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Terrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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In our political system, money is power. And that means a few can have a lot more power than the rest.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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