We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
AL FRANKENI don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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Technology is an incredible tool – it connects people to each other.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
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