I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
AL FRANKENI don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
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The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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