But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
AL FRANKENI don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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Technology is an incredible tool – it connects people to each other.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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Google’s screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple’s does. But it’s not a complete list, and people aren’t aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party.
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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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