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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.

Al Franken

Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
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My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
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that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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I also focus on Bush and his administration – who do a lot of lying – and how a right-wing media has allowed them to get away with a lot of stuff that, in a different media environment, they probably wouldn’t be able to get away with.
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