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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.

Al Franken

But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
AL FRANKEN

Absolute Career Good Made Odd People Sense Some Think
Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
AL FRANKEN

Feet Foot Gate Guy Ourselves Right Shot Year
One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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Guy Hide Notice One Politics Pretty Thick Thing
You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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Adult Child Children Country Like Love Mean Mommy Somebody
Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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Bias Couple Liberal Mainstream Media Thing
No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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Creator Issue More No One Overeating Sensitive
It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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Her Homosexual Myself Philadelphia Preppy Pud
The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn’t understand and couldn’t afford.
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Become Crash Drive Industry led Many Mortgage Part Practice Small Unfair
Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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Each Other Humor Opposition Seriousness
I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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Angry Media Right Wing
The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
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Back Do Get Home Involve Move Next Politics Run Thing
The Medicare Part D prescription drug bill, which might be the most corrupt piece of legislation in history, was a huge giveaway of taxpayer funds to the big pharmaceutical companies.
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Bill Company Corrupt Drug Giveaway History Huge Legislation Medicare might Most Part Pay Piece Prescription Tax
I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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Civil Country During Interest Movement Political Right
The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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Advice Important Simply Think
The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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Apparatus League Mirror Radio Right Team Wing Year
Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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Go Honest Kidding No Oh Really

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