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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,

Al Franken

During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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Career College Country Deferment Enjoy Military Student
My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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Dad Graduate High Salesman School Two
I also focus on Bush and his administration – who do a lot of lying – and how a right-wing media has allowed them to get away with a lot of stuff that, in a different media environment, they probably wouldn’t be able to get away with.
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Administration Allow Different Do Environment Focus Lie Lot Media Probably Right Stuff Wing
The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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Accurate Financial Job Objective Only Project Rating
If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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Advice Doctor Problem Snack Take Teall Two
They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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Build Farm Guy Like Local National Rightwing Slowly Team
Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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Being Dog Master Raise Sense Service Well
If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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Back Carrier Cell Go Month Movement Phone Physical Record Wireless Year
I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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Anticipate Apple Fact Fingerprint iPhone Likely Make More Reader Secure Smartphone
Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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Agency Credit Give Job Minnesotan Rating Suppose
That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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Arm Axis Central Country Exil Fund Mind Terrible Terrorist
Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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Break Country Dog Eye Isolation People Service
Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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Friend Good Mine People Very
I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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Actual Country Grow Up Minnesota
If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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Ballot Even Myself People Travesty Vote
I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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Less More Office Prison Spent Time Wish

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