I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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There’s an appeal to the American sense of exceptionalism, that we’re morally superior, as way to not be self-critical. I think that’s a bit dangerous.
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I believe people have a right to know what’s going on with their information and how it’s collected, how it’s stored and who gets it.
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
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There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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