But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
AL FRANKENBut I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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The Medicare Part D prescription drug bill, which might be the most corrupt piece of legislation in history, was a huge giveaway of taxpayer funds to the big pharmaceutical companies.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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As someone who’s spent time with our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan on USO tours and met wounded warriors at Walter Reed and Bethesda,
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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