I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
AL FRANKENI anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn’t understand and couldn’t afford.
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My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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Google’s screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple’s does. But it’s not a complete list, and people aren’t aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party.
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Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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