I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
AL FRANKENI anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
More Al Franken Quotes
-
-
Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
AL FRANKEN -
People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
AL FRANKEN -
Terrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose.
AL FRANKEN -
And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
AL FRANKEN -
I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I’m happy with it.
AL FRANKEN -
My views about God come from my dad. Dad told me that he believed Nature, which to him included humankind, to be so beautiful, so magnificent, that there had to be something behind it all.
AL FRANKEN -
Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
AL FRANKEN -
They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
AL FRANKEN -
If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
AL FRANKEN -
When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
AL FRANKEN -
For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
AL FRANKEN -
The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
AL FRANKEN -
The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
AL FRANKEN -
They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
AL FRANKEN -
If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
AL FRANKEN