Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
AL FRANKENAfter my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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Google’s screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple’s does. But it’s not a complete list, and people aren’t aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
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