When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
AL FRANKENI think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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