If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
AL FRANKENI mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
More Al Franken Quotes
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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The Internet can only work if it’s a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations.
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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