We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
AL FRANKENYeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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